One of these days, I figure I might catch a clue
One of these days, I guess I might win a Nobel
One of these days, I'll take out the trash and feed the cat
One of these days, I'll know what to do about you

Today doesn't seem like it's going to be one of those days
Today doesn't seem like it's going to be one of those days

One of these days, the good guys might really win
One of these days, my brain will start up again
One of these days, the sky will be green, not blue
One of these days, I'll know what to do about you

Today doesn't seem like it's going to be one of those days
Today doesn't seem like it's going to be one of those days

One of these days, I'll do what has to be done
One of these days, I'll play the hand I've been dealt
One of these days, I know that I'll burst into flames
One of these days, I'll know what to do about you

Today doesn't seem like it's going to be one of those days
Today doesn't seem like it's going to be one of those days